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It’s the night before the Big Wedding and Popeye & Olive Oyl are soooo in love it’s almost disgusting! Then things start to go kind of haywire: first Popeye dabbles in a little transvestitcism and turns out a cop; then Olive Oyl has dreams about the two twin hellions that Popeye could plant in her womb! By the end of one long night, Olive Oyl is ready to hop back on the virgin train! Poor Popeye. At least he has Confucius…
Do you love Italian Food? Alfredo and Pesto sauces on your pasta? Come on in, friend, and eat healthy with Aba! <strong>Health food?</strong> Who has time for it? When you’re on the go, eating a healthy meal can be the last thing on your list of things to do. But you can maintain a healthy lifestyle, eat delicious foods, and still have enough time left over to keep your appointments. Tune into <strong>Cooking with Aba</strong> to learn how! Aba Bolaji is a certified nutritionist and vegetarian chef who will show you quick and easy ways to make healthy food a part of your life. In this episode, Aba and her special guest Lynn Teshner show you how to make scrumptious, healthy, easy Alfredo and Pesto sauces for your pasta!
Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Such a beautiful man. I mean, seriously. Is there another man on earth (with the possible exception of Dick Cheney) who wears eyeliner better? And he’s back bigger than ever as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Johnny’s one of those rare actors who can move between big budget action projects and intimate indy films with grace, aplomb, and ever-changing facial hair.
But do you remember where this white-hot superstar came from? Do you remember back before Pirates, before Willy Wonka, before Ed Wood, before Edward Scissorhands? Do you remember 21 Jump Street??? Call us old skool if you want, but we remember Johnny fondly as sweet-faced undercover officer Tom Hanson on the Stephen J. Cannell produced crime drama. And while, we’re glad that Johnny made the leap from tv star to Movie Star, we do sorta regret the effect his success in the film world has had on countless other hot young television actors (and yes, we’re talking about you, James van der Beek. Or is it Casper Van Dien?).
Johnn- damn, Stephen J. Cannell produced 21 Jump Street. The same brilliant mind that created The A-Team. This begs the question, when are we going to see the Johnny Depp- Mr. T road movie? Who can we talk to to make this dream a reality???
Anyway, Johnny Depp is back and everybody loves him, even the French. And we at Tomorrowpictures.tv are not immune to his rakish charms. We’ve been hitting the streets of Hollywood on Oscar Day for years, and every year it becomes more and more apparent that the Touristas from the world over come to the scenic corner of Hollywood and Highland for one purpose- to see the Deppster in full effect, to bask for just a moment in his radiance.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. tomorrowpictures.TV is proud to present a new Hollywood If You Could program: Searching for Johnny Depp. Shine on Johnny, Shine on.
Boris Yeltsin, the former president of the Russian Federation, died Monday, April 23 of heart failure, according to the Kremlin. Boris Yeltsin was an engineer and minor Communist Party official in the old Soviet Union before being elected to the Russian presidency in 1989. Eager to speed up reforms, he opposed the policies of Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, yet was instrumental in defeating a coup against Gorbachev in 1991. After the U.S.S.R. collapsed, Yeltsin remained in power, and despite political setbacks, rumors of heavy drinking and at least two heart attacks, was re-elected to office in 1996. He retired abruptly on 31 December 1999, declaring to the press that “Russia must enter the new millennium with new politicians.” His replacement was the current Russian president, Vladimir Putin.
The crazy kids from Urban Scenze are back with a peek into the auditions for the newest Teletubbie: Shady Wady! The first actor up does the Tubby dance pretty well, but it’s when he launches into his monologue that the scene really gets cooking. Not for the easily offended, Urban Scenez is ‘R’ rated sketch comedy for the discerning urban viewer!
Mr. Finley has an anger-management problem. His fuse starts burning when his boss gives him a last-minute assignment, it gets worse when he realizes he’ll miss the poker game to get it done. At home, his family members disturb his work, so he storms off in a rampage, and ends up in jail on a reckless driving charge. While sitting in his jail cell, Mr. Finley starts to see that he needs to put his life back together. This animated mental hygiene film, produced in 1956 by Met Life Insurance in conjuction with the American Psychiatric Association, is pretty trippy, with the scene of Mr. Finley’s driving rampage a surreal 3-D montage of city streets, signs, and traffic lights.
PUT ME ON is the show that collects the detritus of the internet and puts it together into one tasty nugget of short attention span theater! In this episode, George Bush and Tony Blair let their Endless Love finally show to the world; two kids beat the crap out of each other; a stupid people montage shows puke, snot and lots of bouncing breasts; full contact women’s professional bowling; and naked girls love Big Trucks!
Don’t know if you were aware, but there was a rumor burning up the internet last week- people were saying that Jay-Z and Beyonce were killed in a plane crash. It turned out not to be true, but people were flipping out all day long because of it.
Who’s one of the hottest country singers in Australia right now? It’s Stephen Rowe, the tall, handsome miner’s son from the outback town of Broken Hill! Stephen’s been around the world as a boxer, a professional motorcycle racer and a ballet dancer (seriously), and now he’s turned his voluminous talent to country music.
With an authentic, twang-soaked sound that recalls classic Buck Owens and Waylon Jennings, Stephen is climbing the Australian country charts, and it won’t be long before he takes over America! tomorrowpictures.TV is proud to present the internet premiere of Stephen Rowe’s ode to the workingman with hardscrabble roots, “Broken Hill”!
Medic was a groundbreaking television show that debuted in America in 1954 and ran for two years on NBC. Other television programs had taken place in hospitals before, but none had ever shown a realistic and medically accurate portrayal of disease and the people who fought to cure it. In this Episode of Medic, Emmy-nominated actor Lee J. Cobb appears in a powerful performance as a bank teller who has undiagnosed Manic Depression, a condition that jeopardizes his family and his career. Medic, although shortlived, was deeply influential on the score of hospital dramas that would follow, and its style can still be felt today on network programs like ER, House and Grey’s Anatomy.
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