Archive for April, 2006

Buck Owens is God Part 2 on Hollywood If You Could!

b owensBuck Owens died a few weeks ago.  To a lot of people it was probably one of those “Oh, that’s too bad” moments.  They might vaguely remember that Buck Owens was a country singer or more likely that he was the co-host of Hee Haw with Roy Clark, then they moved on with their day.  It hit me a little harder.  Buck was personal to me.  Buck was a hero.  More than that, Buck was a connection to my father.

My father was a country boy through and through.  He was the oldest son of a farmer, and spent his youth in that endless cycle of plowing, planting and harvesting the crops that supported his family.  I grew up in the sticks- my back yard was a cornfield and I spent most summer days on my cousin’s pig farm, but I was never a farm boy.  Whenever I slopped the hogs or shucked corn it was because I could, not because I had to to survive.  Despite those differences, my father and I had one great Country connection- the music. My father loved country music, and Buck Owens loomed large in his personal pantheon.

By the time I was born, the youngest son of a farmboy turned engineer, the recording career of Buck Owens was winding down.  Most of his #1 hits were in the 60s, and though he’d have a few more singles on the charts in the 70s, by then he was well into his second career as a bona fide television star.  The story goes that the night I was born, my father sat in the waiting room watching Hee Haw.  I like to think that the idea of naming his son ‘Buck’ occurred to my father at least fleetingly.

Hee Haw was a smash hit, at least in the part of the country where I grew up, and we watched it religiously every Saturday.  My mother popped the popcorn, my father broke out two bottles of RC Cola from the refrigerator, and we gathered in front of the Magnavox for an hour of music and laughter.  By the time I was two I could sing the Hee Haw theme song by heart.  When my parent’s friends came to visit, they’d have me entertain by singing the “Doom, Despair and Agony” song.  It was like Buck Owens was a member of the family, an uncle I saw every week.

As I grew older, I mostly left country music behind, preferring rocknroll to the music of my early youth.  Except for Buck- his brand of country incorporated more rock than any Nashville artist, and you can’t leave your relatives behind.  When I moved to Los Angeles, I discovered a whole new world of Alt-country built on the driving rhythms of Buck’s Bakersfield sound.  In a way, it was like coming home.  So when Buck Owens died on March 25, a member of my family passed away.  I will miss him dearly.  Fortunately, he left my father and I a vast legacy of music to remember him by.  And I’m comforted to know that the Honkytonk in Heaven is playing some kickass music right about now…

In Search of Tom Cruise on Hollywood If You Could!

tom cruiseTom has been in the movies since the second wave of British New Wave. For those of you so-called cool people who don’t know, the second wave of British New wave is the early 80′s phenomenon that killed disco. Think Duran Duran, Culture Club, Human League ect. The first wave was in the 1960′s. The Beatles, The Stones, The Who ect. There is currently another wave brewing as we speak. The Artic Monkees, The Subways, Oasis, Radiohead, Coldplay, etc.

Ok the original point is this. Tom is apart of entertainment history. Most of us are not famous so some people are going to hate. Tom is not perfect, sh*t he is having a child out of wedlock. This is America so we can believe what we want about someone’s personal life. People have unfairly called me compromising things and continue to do so. It does not matter who or what he worships. The bottom line; Tom is bank at whatever he does.

Mission Impossible 3 (MI3) will be a mega hit. How can you loose with a bad guy that is Oscar winner Phillip Seymour Hoffman. For those of you who don’t know, Tom has been makin’ moves and mega hits since the 80′s. For all you film snobs Tom jumped from high school to the big leagues. Can you say that? Tom is the Kobe Bryant of film. Hate him or love him, when it’s game time he’s money in the bank. With seconds left on the clock I will give the ball to Kobe. If I got 100 million to risk on a film I’m gonna give Tom Terrific the lead. Word up.

Tom don’t need to sweat these fools about who he really is. They are just jealous and wish they had the juice he does. Scientology or not Tom has a nation of millions on his side.

The South Park dudes can’t hold him back. They can’t even pull in the level of hot chicks that Tom do. Paramount talks money and Cruise has their ear, not Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They work for Paramount. Paramount works for Tom Cruise. You can’t step on Tom’s toes fool.

OK one request Mr. Cruise, you gotta hook up Issac Hayes aka. Chef. He took one for your team so he’s your boy now. Get him his own animated series. You the pimp so make it happen dawg!

One more thing, seriously think about marrying your baby’s mama and it’s all good in Hollywood. Remember the impression you are leaving on today’s youth. Oprah would want you to get married. How funny is that. Poor Steadman, maybe he should try to get pregnant.